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kateoplis:

The odds: 1 in 2,000,000 - drowning. 1 in 11,500,000 - being bitten by shark. 1 in 264,000,000 - dying from a shark bite.
Where sharks and swimmers meet

shark strikes by county on east coast from 2008 - 2013. good thing we live on the east coast where sharknados are less likely to occur.

kateoplis:

The odds: 1 in 2,000,000 - drowning. 1 in 11,500,000 - being bitten by shark. 1 in 264,000,000 - dying from a shark bite.

Where sharks and swimmers meet

shark strikes by county on east coast from 2008 - 2013. good thing we live on the east coast where sharknados are less likely to occur.