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hello world. my name is Ryan Alexander Boyles. often, it's pronounced the RAB. i'm into declarative living. i am a connector. this is my life-stream / tumblr / blog. call it what you will. find my sxsw posts. any questions, ask me anything! btw, here is a standard disclaimer.


i make shiny things: Not cool Urban Outfitters, not cool.


One of my lovely customers sent me a message today with this link.

And here is my United/World of Love line:

My heart sank a little bit. The World/United States of Love line that I created is one of the reasons that I was able to quit my full-time job. They even stole the…

Some other stories in the press are saying that in the future that I may not be able to retain what is called my show’s intellectual property. I may not be able to retain it. Yeah…. You know let’s look at the bright side, isn’t it great to live in a country where a cigar smoking dog puppet and a bear that masturbates are considered intellectual property? USA! USA! USA! USA!

Conan, on The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien, Tuesday January 19th 2010