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hello world. my name is Ryan Alexander Boyles. often, it's pronounced the RAB. i'm into declarative living. i am a connector. this is my life-stream / tumblr / blog. call it what you will. find my sxsw posts.
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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
“Dear Internet” by Tina Fey
From PerezHilton.com/Posted by jerkstore on Wednesday, 1/21/2009, 11:21 P.M.
“In my opinion Tina Fey completely ruined SNL. The only reason she’s celebrated is because she’s a woman and an outspoken liberal. She has not a single funny bone in her body.”
“Dear jerkstore,
Huzzah for the Truth Teller! Women in this country have been over-celebrated for too long. Just last night there was a story on my local news about a “missing girl,” and they must have dedicated seven or eight minutes to “where she was last seen” and “how she might have been abducted by a close family friend,” and I thought, “What is this, the News for Chicks?” Then there was some story about Hillary Clinton flying to some country because she’s secretary of state. Why do we keep talking about these dumdums? We are a society that constantly celebrates no one but women and it must stop! I want to hear what the men of the world have been up to. What fun new guns have they invented? What are they raping these days? What’s Michael Bay’s next film going to be?
When I first set out to ruin SNL, I didn’t think anyone would notice, but I persevered because—like you trying to do a nine-piece jigsaw puzzle—it was a labor of love.
I’m not one to toot my own horn, but I feel safe with you, jerkstore, so I’ll say it. Everything you ever hated on SNL was by me, and anything you ever liked was by someone else who did it against my will.
Sincerely,
Tina Fey
P.S. You know who does have a funny bone in her body? Your mom every night for a dollar.”
(source)
Damn.
(Source: afternoonsnoozebutton)
Party time!
Excellent!
According to this app, only four people in the past sixteen hours have found me so tedious that they’ve found it necessary to unfollow me on Twitter. Just saying.
Bob Hoffman, The Ad Contrarian on How Social Media Controls Everything:
You can print your own personal copy of How Social Media Controls Everything to pin on your wall or send to a loved one. It’s here.
I have particular friends who will appreciate different parts of this “master plan”
Twitter Tales
twitter users, their stories. recent tales about life, community and humor from out there.
This is Internet Culture. Ben Huh (CEO of I Can Has Cheezburger) explains the difference between Internet Culture and Pop Culture at Web2.0 Expo SF 2010. I enjoyed meeting Ben at Ignite Bay Area on May 3 and seeing his keynote live.
You Tell Them - Comixed - 4 panel comic strip (yonkoma or 4koma)
Know Your Meme
Internet Meme Database: share with your mom and your boss. watch as #hilarityensues
