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The First Zombie-Proof House


Somehow, ritual drunk-conversation concerning team captains for the apocalypse has become a major part of the lives of 20-somethings. Having been matured in the Grandaddy-crowned masterpiece film (put “A.M. 180” on and forget that you have a job), 28 Days Later, we’re all a little too…

Things that proclaim to be “Zombie-proof” are by definition bound to fail in spectacular and unpredictable ways!