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Taking Wayne's iPhone away

Ryan: Wayne, what are you doing?

Wayne: nothing. [he is trying to pick up iPhone for email]

Ryan: You are signing the Oprah "No Phone Zone" pledge today!! Seriously.

Wayne: Okay man I hear you.

Ryan: Wayne, seriously my wife will hunt you down and kill you if you kill us on this road trip.

Jason: "Yeah, my ghost will haunt the eff out of you!"

..... Pause

Nicole: [After finishing an important phone call with @Chevrolet] What about goats?

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