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hello world. my name is Ryan Alexander Boyles. often, it's pronounced the RAB. i'm into declarative living. i am a connector. this is my life-stream / tumblr / blog. call it what you will. find my sxsw posts.
any questions, ask me anything! btw, here is a standard disclaimer.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Ryan: Wayne, what are you doing?
Wayne: nothing. [he is trying to pick up iPhone for email]
Ryan: You are signing the Oprah "No Phone Zone" pledge today!! Seriously.
Wayne: Okay man I hear you.
Ryan: Wayne, seriously my wife will hunt you down and kill you if you kill us on this road trip.
Jason: "Yeah, my ghost will haunt the eff out of you!"
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Nicole: [After finishing an important phone call with @Chevrolet] What about goats?